Boxes of chocolates are like boxes of frogs. They’re both boxes. Unfortunately, that’s where the similarity ends, as anyone who’s received a box of frogs on Valentine’s Day will surely agree. So, boxes of frogs are actually nothing like boxes of chocolates, and should under no circumstances be used as a gift for loved ones. In fact, putting frogs in boxes is a ludicrous idea, unless you happen to be a biologist specialising in amphibians.
Another thing completely unlike a box of frogs is a blog about massively multiplayer online role-playing games, such as this one. The construction, creation and maintenance of a collection of articles about your favourite MMOs is a happy, frog-free zone in which you can share your thoughts, opinions and ideas on the games you play. It can be anything you like, from the straight-talking dispenser of sage advice to the surreal idealist struggling against an inner pessimist.
In short, MMO blogs are for everyone, including you. They say everyone has a book in them, and while I’ve yet to see one show up on an x-ray that means a stonking amount if you turn them into articles on a blog. Even if it’s mostly pictures, although I’m not sure how they’d come out unless the book inside you was hermetically sealed. Besides, instead of waiting for said book to explode out of your chest like an alien looking for a face to hug, why not let it out gently? Far safer, in my humble opinion.
This is where the jolly good chap Sypster over at Bio break comes in. He’s devised a cunning, frog absent and above all pain-free way to safely nurture your budding blogging needs, helping you develop into a stout oak of the blogging community. It doesn’t matter which particular game tickles your moustache, as long as you have the desire to write.
During the month of May, a veritable frog chocolate box of bloggers will be on-hand to lend a hand as part of the Newbie Blogger Initiative. We’ll be there to help all would-be, could-be and should-definitely-be bloggers with getting a helping hand as you start scribing. All in one easy to swallow capsule.
If you’ve ever felt the urge to start your own blog in safety, now’s your chance. If you’ve ever written a monolithic forum post, now’s the time to give them a new home. And if you’ve ever written the Mother Of All Comments on someone else’s blog, only to have the blasted thing eat your carefully constructed prose and replace it with nothingness, now is your chance to exact revenge.
Well, what are you waiting for?