Over in Dalaran they’ve been breeding their Gnome Mages big. I mean, really big. Bigger than a Tauren, and you have to admit that’s pretty big. Of course I’m not expecting you to take it on trust, so I’ve included a handy picture of just how big these Gnomes can get.
In fact, they can get so big that they’re larger than most mounts. They literally dwarf the surrounding population!
Of course, a Giant Gnome does need a Giant Mount to carry him around. I’m not sure if there’s room for anything else outside Dalaran’s south bank. Not with him there at any rate.
I wish I could claim credit for this one, but alas it was another gnome mage entirely. I was merely an innocent bystander, capturing images to share with the rest of the world. He did, however, share with me his secret as one gnome mage to another. Of course I’m not going to spell it out to you, but I’d suggest starting with Thunderbrew’s Hard Ale and working from there…
Omg!!! Quick, someone sheep it! Get the grappling cables! /terror
He did know that was a “No Parking” zone right?
“Joey? Yeah, Joey… I think we’re going to need a bigger clamp.”
What you are seeing there is the true size of the gnomish race. Without the radiation from Gnomeregan to stunt our growth, our true majesty is revealed.
Tremble before your gnome overlords, mortals!
I think you might be on to something there. I wonder how a Human would look if they suffered the same level of radiation? They’d be using sewer rats for mounts!